Uma Lou: when we're ready then we'll just adopt we can adopt little Mexican babies that are sisters or brothers
BBH: ya no Asians, yuppies walking around with them like they are from the American Girl store, they freak me out
Uma Lou: NO ASIANS yeah me too
And no black babies because you scared me…about them turning 10 and going all militia
BBH: just Sudanese or what ever Angelina Jolie gets
BBH: fuckin shank me in the eyeball in my sleep
Uma Lou: LOL wearing a bandana and w/ a ak47
BBH: no pores and shit
Uma Lou: LOL Mexican babies although I think we have to live in Mexico, so there may be a year we have to move there
BBH: fuck no
Uma Lou: LOL
BBH: they will kidnap us!
Uma Lou: OMG
BBH: they will think we are lesbians and lesbians have money! Fuck that noise
Uma Lou: oh shit, you are right
BBH: you just bring me back one & a blanket
Uma Lou: ok LOL
BBH: and I a need a English speaking model
Uma Lou: I’ll take two Mexican babies please do they speak English yet?
No? hmmm no no I need English speaking Mexican baby too
BBH: I don’t know what you’re bringing me! You could be all funny and bring me like a 6 yr old! like ha ha watch this...this will be HILARIOUS
Uma Lou: their pampers will be full of drugs then what, oh hello Federali I was bringing this Mexican baby to my best friend, nope. Dead.
BBH: damn it. You need bigger boobs
Uma Lou: LOL
BBH: we don’t have anything else to OFFER if we get kidnapped
Uma Lou: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Uma Lou: omg we're gonna die
Uma Lou: LOL two American lesbians by the name of big butter and Uma Lou died trying to transport drug stuffed babies and what do I have? Do you like my curly hair?
BBH: ughhh can I pay my ransom in craft supplies & shoes?
BBH: you for sure can rid of Ike that way (Uma’s dumb dog)
Uma Lou: I will sing a song for you!
LOL poor Ike, we'll bring moose
BBH: fuck Ike. Moose will save us (he’s from the streets)
Uma Lou: you know he's one step away from fucking people up
BBH: We will send for my brother, Mario & Moose.
Uma Lou: LOL omg
BBH: they will save us
Uma Lou: it'll be like one of those action movies cept it will be Mario and moose
LOOOOOOOOL oh shit
BBH: yes. And guns
Uma Lou: I am cracking up! Yes I’ll imagine its Bradley cooper and he's speaking French to me
BBH: you always are
Uma Lou: every minute of every day
BBH: I’d let him... you know
Uma Lou: do you in the butt?