I have list of things to be posted on BBH. I don’t have time to do them all, so I have decided to just start knockin out this list. People are talking shit about me not posting anymore so here’s a lil nugget for ya.
Dead Foot Skin Towel, Bathroom Guide , I see your germiness and raise you one, SINNER or Damn you Vodka where are my pants!
We are leaving Old navy one day which of course has a Marshall’s store right next door. We get in his truck and are discussing what to do next when we see a car a row ahead of us that catches our attention.
This is what goes down…
Lady #1 gets a Marshalls bag out of the back of the car, removes a shoe box, takes out a pair of beat up sneakers and puts it all on the trunk.
Lady #2 plays “look out” / “friend to lean on”
Lady #1 attempts to stand on one leg while holding her friend for stability, she removes the shoe that she is wearing on her foot…puts it to her mouth and proceeds to LICK IT FROM HEEL TO TOE and all around the shoe. Puts it in the shoe box and puts on the old sneaker.
Not like a little stick your tongue kinda deal either. Like a open the mouth as wide as you can full on LICK.
We watch the ladies take the freshly licked/cleaned up shoes into Marshalls, to what we assume was a return. By now Mikey is out of the truck and I can’t tell if he is puking or laughing so hard he is gagging. Either way it was one of the best spotting of total ghetto-ness witnessed and I am glad to have shared it with cousin Mikey.